It's you versus the Duracell bunny, and he's wired on Red Bull. Who wins?
"Are we racing? What kind of a race is it? If it's a sprinting race then I'll lose because I'm not very fast, but if it's a marathon then I'll give it to me. He's only got short legs hasn't he?"
Do you own a small tropical bird?
"No, but I have a daughter. She's not tropical but she's definitely mad."
What's been your best moment since joining OUFC?
"A couple of things stick out. The York game was a definite highlight purely because of the feeling I got when the second goal went in."
Have you ever known anything like the 12th Man initiative?
"No, but it's lovely. Actually it's not all good because it helped to bring Jamie Cook here!"
How does playing for Oxford compare to playing for your previous clubs?
"Obviously it's a massive club. You see the crowds that we've had in and it's pretty impressive to say the least. It's a bit of a thrill really. It keeps me going!"
Have you ever done an impression of Chris Wilder?
"No! Jake Wright has though. He does a very good impression of him indeed."
How do you see your career developing and what are your goals?
"Yeah, I'm going downhill probably! I'm getting to that age where the old legs ain't quite what they used to be. Having said that if things take off here then the world is my lobster."
Who is the biggest practical joker in the dressing room and what's the worst prank that you've ever been the victim of?
"Muzza. He's pretty much on a par with the Crazy Frog as he's always bouncing off the walls. He's not as much of a practical joker rather than a regular joker. No one's ever managed to get me anyway!"
Who are the best players that you have played with and against?
"With is probably Darren Currie. He's on loan at Dagenham at the moment so he's still buzzing about. He used to sit people down for fun. He could use the same trick on a defender ten times and never get tackled. As for the best I've played against, I'd probably say Steven Gerrard."
Who's the longest in the shower?
"That depends on how you intend the question! Matt Green certainly takes a long time in there."
When are you going to put yourself forward for a penalty kick?
"Probably never! I'd take one if the Gaffer asked me to but I'm not going to go rushing for the ball next time we get one. Although I could certainly do with a goal!"
When you score your first home goal will you run all the way to the East Stand to celebrate?
"I think I'll be so stunned that I won't know what to do! I'll say yes, but I'm hoping that I score at that end to save me from knackering myself out."
We've just been promoted and we're playing Swindon away. As you're walking into the ground you see a cute little robin sitting on a nearby fence, happily chirping away. Do you:
A)Shoot the ba***rd shoot the ba***rd shoot shoot shoot the ba***rd
B)Slide tackle it
C)Ignore it as you know it's an illusion because there are no cute birds in Swindon
"I'd eat it."
